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Bad Wallet — Bitcoin, Absolutely Decentralized

Your keys.
Your coins.
Your candy.

A non-custodial Bitcoin wallet so sweet you'll forget it's a vault. No sign-ups, no middlemen, no "please hold". Just you and your keys.

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The name isn't a warning. It's an acronym.

What does BAD stand for?

is for Bitcoin

The money nobody can print more of. 21 million coins, forever, enforced by math instead of promises. Your slice stays your slice — no committee can melt it down.

is for Absolutely

Not mostly. Not "trust us". Absolutely. Your keys live on your device and nowhere else — we couldn't peek at your coins if we tried, and we like it that way.

is for Decentralized

No headquarters to raid, no CEO to lean on, no bank hours, no bank holidays, no bank. A network of tens of thousands of computers that all agree: it's yours.

Most wallets hold your coins for you. That's not a wallet. That's a bank with an app.

Bad Wallet never touches your coins. It can't. That's the whole point.

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Every good treat lists its ingredients. So do we.

WarningMay cause financial sovereignty. Effects are permanent.
Storage adviceKeep away from custodians, exchanges & open flames.

Sovereignty Facts

Serving size: 1 seed phrase (12 words)Servings per wallet: unlimited

Amount per serving% Daily Sovereignty*
Custodians0  ·  0%
Banks0
"Trusted" third parties0
Middlemen0 g  ·  0%
Permission required0 mg  ·  0%
Private keys (yours, only yours)1  ·  100%
Self-custody100%
Sats per coin (all divisible, all yours)100,000,000
Surveillance0 trackers

* Percent Daily Sovereignty is based on a 21,000,000-coin diet. Your keys may vary. (They shouldn't. Write them down.)

Ingredients: 12 words, math, stubbornness. Contains 0% custodians. May cause financial sovereignty.

NET WT 21,000,000 BTC
NO REFILLS. EVER.
Allergy infoMade in a facility that processes zero personal data.
Best beforeNever. Math doesn't expire.

The learning hub · included

Keys are scary until someone explains them.

So Bad Wallet comes with its own candy counter of lessons: three minutes each, zero jargon, individually wrapped. Here's a taste.

Early access · limited first batch

Your golden ticket out of the banking line.

Sour Labs presentsNº 000021

Golden Ticket

Admits one (1) sovereign individual to Bad Wallet early access.

One email when it ships. Then we delete your address — we're allergic to lists.

Ticket claimed. You'll hear from us exactly once — then we forget you exist. Sweet, right? 🍋