Sour Labs · brand toy · Nº 10/25

SOUR DROP

The Sour Labs candy dispenser. Grab them, fling them — they're fine. Every flavor hides a tiny lesson in owning your own stuff.

Sour-o-matic · dispenses joy
TASTE TEST · drop one in
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The flavor lab

Five flavors. Five quiet lessons.

Candy is the delivery mechanism. Sovereignty is the active ingredient. Drop one in the beaker upstairs for the full tasting card — the stamps keep score down here.

TASTED ✓

Lemon Drop

sound money

Sour at first. Then your face adjusts. Like learning what the Fed does.

the lessonOnly 21 million lemon drops, ever. Nobody can print more of you.

TASTED ✓

Lime Zap

energy

Charged with actual sunshine. No outages, no invoices, no drama.

the lessonThe sun shows up daily and never sends a bill.

TASTED ✓

Berry Hush

privacy

Sweet on the outside. Tells absolutely nobody what's inside.

the lessonYour data plan should be zero bars, on purpose.

TASTED ✓

Grape Nap

local AI

The sleepy genius. Thinks big thoughts without ever phoning home.

the lessonA mind in your laptop beats a meter in the cloud.

TASTED ✓

Orange Riot

grow your own

Every segment homegrown. Juicy civil disobedience.

the lessonThe best answer to a food giant is a tomato with your name on it.

Sticker sheet

The cast, in sticker form.

Series 01 · gloss finish · peel responsibly. Slap one on a laptop that deserves better.

SOUR DROP · SERIES 01 die-cut · 5 moods · 0 trackers
Lemon wedge sour candy sticker with a professionally unconvinced wince
The Skeptic
professionally unconvinced since 1971.
Lime ball sour candy sticker with a mischievous grin
The Menace
up to something. probably good.
Pink berry-cluster candy sticker with a joyful open smile
The Optimist
has never read bad news. won't start.
Purple grape candy sticker asleep with a content smile
The Dreamer
asleep, but self-sovereignly.
Orange citrus-slice candy sticker laughing
The Giggler
laughs at centralized things.